Nair scare
an little bit of amusement for the ladies (and possibly men) who know where I am coming from.
So I decided to Nair my bikini line (I know, it is it's own punch line). Never have felt pain like this before. I have never seen my skin look so scary so fast. Maybe I just didn't get the skin taught enough. But it is purple now...think I lost some skin. And, I didn't even finish because I could barely get it to work. I am bleeding.
So, I guess Nair is an art. A painful one. I will never do this again unless I am paying someone else and I am on lots of painkillers.
I mean, this is bad. My bikini line is now patchy, at best. and glowing. Jesus.
So, when you are done laughing at me, someone please give me a tip and help me out here. Seriously.
I am a faliure as woman.
2004-04-09 | 9:04 p.m.